The Empire of Goblin 19 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.884 billion Goblin 19ians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The thriving Goblin 19ian economy, worth 484 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,493 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,669 per year while the poor average 12,543, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Goblin 19's national animal is the squirrel.

Goblin 19 is ranked 159,453^rd in the world and 17^th in Gobbotopia for Most Patriotic, with 8.12 flags saluted per person per day.